Quick Thoughts as I Procrastinate (5.23.17)

Hi worms,

So I read today’s daily post (Catapult) and wanted to write a little short post on how fucking lazy I am right now (excuse my French). Pls enjoy (I mean you don’t have to)(do whatever feels right)(okay this has gone too far- bye aha).

Right now I should be studying for my last final for my last class TOMORROW but bish why? I’ve been killing myself all semester to maintain my grades and make sure I get a 4.0 GPA, but I think it’s in the bag, so here I am being a lazy asshole. I could really use a catapult to spring me forward a few hours to when I’m stressed af and studying my ass off. Or it could catapult me to 2 days from now, when the Spring semester is over- just so I can start the Summer semester 5 days afterwards? Or why not just catapult me to when I finish college and am finally a nurse? But then I would still be living at home- so how about I catapult myself to when my life is all settled and I have a place of my own and I work (lol why) and I live happily ever after?

That’s sad af- I’m describing the life of a middle-aged fart. But wow goals I CAN DO BETTER!

What if I just catapulted back in time? HAHA HELL NO. Why would I want to go back just to do this all over again? I mean don’t get me wrong, life was awesome as a kid, but middle school? Nah nah nah nice try, I’m not doing that ish ever again.

Could anyone else use a time machine catapult right about now? Let me know in the comments(: I’ll just be over here, dreaming about my 50’s and avoiding my impending doom of a final tomorrow, don’t mind me.Image result for studying crying gif



19 thoughts on “Quick Thoughts as I Procrastinate (5.23.17)

  1. Pff, I think we can all use a catapult some time lol. There are certain days you just want to be over. A catapult to timejump every week from monday to the weekend sounds about right 😂 Hang in there is all I can say. You will make it ! 😀

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    1. I totally agree with you aha I would live only for weekends too😂also, update- I made it (HAHA I don’t know why that makes me laugh so hard- may be the bluntness) all done with this semester!

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  2. As much as I’d love to catapult myself back to uni, I’m pretty happy where I am, working full time, paying rent, etc. Being an adult is repetitive, but at least no one can tell me what to do! I hope you’re studying now 😛
    And yeah, I don’t need to relive middle school either thanks

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    1. Aw I’m glad you’re adulting right aha your life is like my current goals💜also yesss I studied a tiny bit aha but now I’m done for the semester! And boo middle school- boo it to hell ahah

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  3. Interesting question. And my perspective is completely opposite of yours, probably because I am a middle-aged fart and you’re not.

    I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to catapult forward in time. I mean, after next Thursday I’ll be off work for seven weeks, and it would be nice to skip the last three days of dealing with kids who can’t focus on school anymore. But I already feel like I’ve missed out on so much in life, and skipping ahead would only serve the purpose of missing out on more and bringing me closer to the day I die. I’m already afraid that I’m going to get there full of regrets of things I’ve missed out on.

    I do, however, have frequent thoughts of wanting to catapult backward. Not to elementary or middle school, that sucked. But there have been plenty of times when I wish I could go back in time to warn myself not to do something. Usually that takes the form of wanting to warn myself not to go somewhere where I ended up meeting a cute girl who eventually hurt me and stabbed me in the back. (I wrote about this once in the early days of my blog: https://highwaypi.wordpress.com/2014/07/19/exit-12-i-chose-poorly/) Also, I think that if I could redo my college years and my 20s with what I know now about what people are like and how the world works, I think things would have turned out a lot differently, particularly in the area of the things that seem to make me depressed and anxious.

    However, there’s no point in living in the past, because it’s gone. And all those painful experiences I’d like to catapult back to and do differently have made me who I am. If they had gone differently, I might really be a boring middle-aged fart, instead of the fun and interesting middle-aged fart that you’ve come to know and love.

    I’m so behind on blogs… hope finals went well!

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    1. I totally get you dude, I’m a big advocate for how your past experiences make you who you are today. In some ways I’m most grateful for those painful experiences because they make the good times so much better(: Also, I wish you the best of luck for these last days of the school year with kids who couldn’t give less of a fuck ahaha and exams went very well actually! I’m quite pleased(: Loved reading your insight!

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